"Called the Cops" Cocktail Napkins

For the hostess who's lived a little and knows when it's time to wrap it up—these napkins say what we're all thinking. Featuring the hilarious phrase, “This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed,” they’re the perfect blend of sass and self-awareness. Great for girls’ night, birthday parties, or just a quiet wine night at home.

✨ Details:

• Set of 20 napkins

• Soft, 3-ply paper

• 5" x 5" folded

• Makes a great gift or conversation starter

Add a little humor to your gathering—before you call it a night. 💤🍷