"Calm Down" Cocktail Napkins

For the wives who’ve heard “calm down” one too many times—this one’s for you. Featuring the dangerously funny quote:
“My husband just said, ‘Calm down’ like he wants his own Dateline special.”
Perfect for girls' nights, wine-fueled vent sessions, or just letting your sass show at the snack table.

🕵️♀️ Details:

• Set of 20 3-ply napkins

• 5" x 5" folded

• Soft, absorbent, and wickedly funny

• Ideal for gifting, hosting, or just surviving marriage with humor

Because some words are fighting words—and some napkins say it better.